Meh challenge

Have you seen my axe? I wore it around my belly. With a metal clip and a pen inside it. Often I keeps my money there but usually never safe when it rains. The chair I keep on my room always talks to me like I had done something seriously wrong to my umbrella. Easiest Is to use my exe and made it into pieces before a rebellion arises.
Come on. Don't you get it? My scissors have lost their sharpness. Guess what? You will have to taste some soup.